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🔥 8/10

Pass a William Faulkner trivia trap, solve a trick math riddle, and manually calculate Upwork's fee structure. (Your grand prize is $7 per task to do dull, repetitive data entry with "great assertiveness".)

Virtual Assistant Needed to Perform Several Repetitive Tasks (and Research)

Market Research & Product Reviews Fixed Budget $100 Entry level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 4.95 930 reviews 347 jobs Hire rate 100% Average rate $6 per hour Spent $26,005 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Nov 16, 2013

I am looking for a virtual assistant/general research assistant who can perform several administrative tasks repeatedly for a few months. These tasks include any of the following: - Seeking information and creating excel spreadsheets. - Updating new files - Adding to database of research Tasks may become boring, but are needed and you will always be paid. Tasks are usually $7 per task. This is not an hourly job. If this sounds like you, please reply! Please provide the name of the American author who wrote "The Hamlet," and "As I Lay Dying" before you even say "Hi." Please do NOT embed your answer in a sentence. Failure to do these two things will lead to automatic disqualification because there are just so many applicants normally to read through that the overall project would never get done otherwise. Afterwards, you can supply 2-3 sentences more about yourself and anything you think we should know. It must be emphasized that I am only looking for people who are capable of performing dull repetitive tasks over and over again for consistent cash. Someone with a great level of assertiveness and initiative. If this is you, please apply. One final note: If you do not answer the screening questions in this job portal, your application will not be considered. Thank you so much for your interest in this classified and looking forward to learning more about you!

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Run our entire crisis PR department, coordinate with legal, and scrub our negative search results for a flat $5. (You will need to bury our bad reviews, starting with this job post.)

Trustpilot Management Project Expert

Project Management Fixed Budget $5 Expert level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United States Minor Outlying Islands ⭐️ 4.99 147 reviews 174 jobs Hire rate 98% Average rate $9 per hour Spent $2,860 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Sep 28, 2025

We’re looking for an Online Reputation Management Specialist to monitor and our brand’s presence across search results, social media, platforms, and news sites. You’ll track mentions and sentiment using tools like Google Alerts, Brandwatch, and Sprout Social, respond to customer professionally, identify potential PR risks, and coordinate with PR, legal, and marketing teams during issues. The role involves creating positive content, optimizing SEO to push down negative results, and preparing reports on sentiment trends and key metrics. Ideal candidates have strong writing and communication skills, experience with digital PR or social media management, attention to detail, and the ability to handle sensitive situations calmly and discreetly.

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🔥 9/10

Wanted: an expert to reverse engineer WhatsApp so I can gaslight people without the "Edited" tag. (Budget: they forgot to mention it, but payment is strictly withheld until you defeat Meta's security team.)

I need highly skilled developer and apk modders

Data Extraction/ETL Hourly Less than 30 hours per week Intermediate level One-time project
Client from United States Spent $0

I have a project related to WhatsApp for research and feasibility analysis. My goals are: 1. To determine whether it is technically possible to remove or hide the "Edited" label that appears after a message is edited. 2. To determine whether the current message editing time limit (approximately 15 minutes) can be extended to around 6–8 hours. I am specifically looking for someone with strong Android, reverse engineering, APK modification, and application analysis experience. Before proceeding, I would like your honest opinion on whether these goals are technically achievable and what approach would be required. If you are confident that you can successfully complete the project, I am willing to pay for the work. Payment terms: I prefer milestone-based payment. I can release payment after receiving working proof/demo and verifying that the agreed functionality works as expected. Please let me know: • Whether this is possible • Estimated cost • Estimated timeline Looking forward to hearing from you. Thank you.

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🔥 7/10

Split $90 to record 2.5 hours of natural German conversation. (You have to supply your own friend, and every session must begin with the solemn chant "magic data sound recording".)

**German Speakers Needed for Conversation Recording Task**

Translation & Localization Services Fixed Budget $90 Entry level One-time project
Client from Pakistan ⭐️ 5 15 reviews 49 jobs Hire rate 100% Average rate $18 per hour Spent $532 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Apr 5, 2026

Invitation to Participate in a Collaborative Conversation Recording Project for Native German Speakers To help us gather conversational data for linguistic research, language development, and educational projects, we are looking for native German speakers. This stance captures the natural conversations between two native speakers regarding specific subjects. The app (Funcrowd) will be used for the recording. This is an easy task, not necessary to record all topics in one sitting **What You’ll Do: 1. **Working in Pairs: ** - **This project requires two people to work together. You and your partner will have free conversations on the given topics. 2. **Conversation Requirements: ** - **Topic Duration: ** **Each topic should be discussed for 20 minutes. ** - **Total Time: ** **The total task will take 2.5 hours, covering various (7) topics. ** - **Natural Flow: ** **Make sure the conversation flows naturally without long pauses. ** 4. **Recording Instructions:** - **Main Speaker:** ** Identify the main speaker in the conversation.** - **Stay on the Page:** **Don’t lock your screen or leave the app during the recording, or it will stop automatically.** - **Avoid Hands-Free:** **Don’t use the speakerphone, and make sure both participants are in different rooms.** - **Upload the Data:** **After each session, both people must upload the recording. If it fails, you can retry using the "one-click upload."** 5. **Recording Environment: ** Quiet environment - **Microphone Position: ** **Hold the phone like you’re making a call, with the microphone aimed at your mouth. ** - **Quiet Space: ** **Record in a quiet place to ensure the audio is clear. ** - **Consistency: ** **Do all the recordings in the same place and don’t switch participants. ** 6. **Content Requirements: ** - **Start with a Phrase: ** **Begin each recording by saying “magic data sound recording.” ** - **Natural Conversation: ** **Keep the conversation flowing naturally, avoiding long pauses. Make sure no silent section lasts more than two minutes. ** - **Session Length: ** **Each conversation should be at least 21-22 minutes long, aiming for 2.5 hours of recording in total. ** - **No Sensitive Topics: ** **Don’t discuss politics, religion, or other sensitive issues during the recording. ** 7. **Topics to Discuss:** - **Talk about everyday topics such as finance, education, health, entertainment, current events, technology, art, relationships, and personal experiences.** **Additional Opportunity:** - **If you have any friends or relatives who can join you in completing this task, please feel free to contact us.** - **We also offer a commission for providing additional people who can complete these recordings.** **Who We’re Looking For:** - **Two people who can follow instructions carefully.** - **Native speakers with good pronunciation.** **How to Apply:** **If you’re interested, please submit your details. ** You’ll receive an invitation code and further instructions to get started. ** Note: Two people are needed, and you will make second-person arrangements. This is an interesting and easy project Each person's recording time will be 2 hours and 30 minutes Note: $90 is the total amount of the budget, and secondly, you have to arrange your native partner, and it is not necessary He/she on this platform or not. Note: Please note that candidates who have already worked on a similar recording task with another client are not eligible, as duplicate participation is not permitted.

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🔥 7/10

Design logos, marketing names, and complete letterheads for two websites for $100. (But you must agree to bypass escrow and accept a $5 deposit, with the rest paid "on success".)

Experienced Logo Designer Needed

Branding & Logo Design Fixed Budget $100 Intermediate level One-time project
Client from United Kingdom ⭐️ 4.41 11 reviews 65 jobs Hire rate 49% Spent $1,055 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Nov 15, 2025

We are seeking an experienced logo designer with excellent English skills to create 4 minor logos/graphics and 1 main logo. Additionally, the designer will develop marketing names and letterheads for emails. The ideal candidate should have a strong portfolio showcasing previous work in logo design and related fields. Effective communication in English is essential for this role. Website 1 take existing pdf and modify and create 2 styles vertical and horizontal and provide 2 sizes of each and the PSD file make 4 slogans into nice signs/graphics make email letterheads and footer make word document header and footer Website 2 take existing logo concept and improve it provide 2 sizes and provide the psd take the name and make a photo from the name take the slogan and make a nice graphic from the sloigan 2 types vertical and horizontal styles

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🔥 9/10

Get $5 to produce a 60-second realistic 3D commercial with character animation and racing dynamics. (The energy drink you are advertising costs more than the budget.)

3D Product Advertisement Animation Needed – "Power Up" Energy Drink

Video & Animation Fixed Budget $5 Expert level Ongoing project
Client from United States ⭐️ 4.99 104 reviews 130 jobs Hire rate 87% Spent $924 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Mar 8, 2026

We are looking for a talented 3D Animator and Product Advertisement Specialist to create a high-quality 1-minute commercial for our energy drink brand, Power Up. Project Overview The animation will feature an exciting bicycle racing competition with three riders competing intensely on a professional race track. Storyline Three cyclists are racing at high speed. The central rider (main character) begins to lose energy and falls behind due to exhaustion. As the competition continues, a Power Up representative/agent appears and provides the rider with a bottle of Power Up Energy Drink. After drinking Power Up, the rider experiences an immediate energy boost. His speed, focus, and determination dramatically increase. He overtakes the other competitors and wins the race. The commercial ends with a powerful product showcase and brand message highlighting the benefits of Power Up. Requirements High-quality 3D animation Realistic bicycle movement and racing dynamics Professional character animation and facial expressions Cinematic camera angles and transitions Product modeling and realistic rendering of the Power Up drink Motion graphics for logo and final product presentation Sound design and background music (optional but preferred) Final video length: Approximately 60 seconds HD or 4K delivery Deliverables Final rendered video Source files Product showcase shots Commercial-ready export formats Preferred Skills Blender Cinema 4D Maya Unreal Engine After Effects Product Advertisement Animation 3D Character Animation Please include samples of previous 3D product advertisements, sports animations, or commercial projects when applying. We are looking for a creative artist who can deliver an energetic, inspiring, and visually stunning advertisement that effectively communicates the power and performance of the Power Up brand.

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🔥 8/10

Produce 12 minutes of hyper-edited YouTube content in 48 hours for a grand total of $15. (Please complete the unpaid trial first to prove you have absolutely no self-respect.)

Create/Edit Long Form YouTube Video

Video & Animation Fixed Budget $15 Intermediate level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United Kingdom ⭐️ 4.88 35 reviews 111 jobs Hire rate 50% Spent $3,374 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Oct 28, 2020

I need someone to edit/create my video. I will send the voice over and script, you do the rest. Style : https://youtu.be/WjCEx_qL_yU?is=N8NLMU6_6jLqlXnd Please apply if you can do the job and also submit in 48 hours for 6- 12 minutes YouTube video. Our videos is scene change every 3-4 seconds We startling with 1 videos a week and will be increased when we are ready. Please only apply if you are willing to do a trial or simple send a short video with the style of edit we need.

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🔥 7/10

Pass a strict 24-hour vector redraw test to secure an "expert" production artist role for $4 an hour. (Required skills include Photoshop, Illustrator, and Singing.)

Production Artist Qualification Test

Lead Generation & Telemarketing Fixed Budget $25 Expert level Ongoing project
Client from United States ⭐️ 5 3 reviews 2 jobs Hire rate 100% Average rate $60 per hour Spent $16,404 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Sep 7, 2021

This is a paid test project intended to evaluate candidates for a long-term overflow production artist role. Thank you for your interest in this paid test project. Excalibur Industries is looking for a long-term overflow production artist to assist with vector redraws, AI artwork cleanup, Photoshop work, and preparation of manufacturing-ready files. This test project is intended to evaluate communication, attention to detail, file organization, and the ability to follow instructions. Please note that the long-term position we are seeking to fill is expected to be in the $4–6/hour range initially, with approximately 5–10 hours per week and the opportunity for increased hours as workload grows. If this range aligns with your expectations and you are interested in a long-term relationship, I look forward to reviewing your work. This is NOT a creativity contest. The purpose of this project is to evaluate: Communication Ability to follow instructions Layer organization Attention to detail File structure Manufacturing mentality Deliverables Please provide: Front side Adobe Illustrator file (.AI) Back side Adobe Illustrator file (.AI) Front side Photoshop file (.PSD) Back side Photoshop file (.PSD) Required Changes Convert the attached oval challenge coin concept into a round coin. Separate the front and back into individual layouts. Improve readability of text. Simplify details where necessary for manufacturability. Preserve the overall appearance and color palette. Organize layers clearly. Important This is not a creativity contest. Please do not redesign the coin or add new elements. If anything is unclear, please ask questions rather than make assumptions. Target turnaround time is 24 hours. The successful candidate may be offered additional ongoing hourly work.

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🔥 9/10

Architect a massive enterprise AI ecosystem to process millions of documents for exactly $300. (You also need to integrate GPT-5, which does not currently exist.)

Senior AI Platform Architect | LLM, RAG, LangGraph, FastAPI, AWS, Multi-Agent Systems

AI Apps & Integration Fixed Budget $300 Expert level One-time project Contract to hire
Client from United Arab Emirates ⭐️ 4.97 44 reviews 72 jobs Hire rate 74% Average rate $26 per hour Spent $44,637 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Oct 10, 2023

We are seeking a Senior AI Platform Architect to lead the design and development of a next-generation AI platform that combines Large Language Models, Retrieval-Augmented Generation (RAG), Multi-Agent Systems, Knowledge Retrieval, Workflow Automation, and Enterprise SaaS Infrastructure. This is not a simple chatbot project. We are building a production-grade AI ecosystem capable of processing millions of documents, orchestrating multiple AI agents, executing complex business workflows, integrating with third-party enterprise systems, and serving thousands of concurrent users across multiple organizations. The ideal candidate will architect and implement advanced AI solutions using OpenAI GPT-5, Claude, Gemini, DeepSeek, LangChain, LangGraph, LlamaIndex, MCP, Function Calling, Agentic Workflows, Semantic Search, Embeddings, Vector Databases, and Enterprise Knowledge Retrieval Systems. You will be responsible for designing scalable RAG architectures, multi-agent orchestration frameworks, prompt engineering strategies, model evaluation pipelines, observability systems, and AI governance processes. On the backend side, you will design high-performance services using FastAPI, Django, PostgreSQL, Redis, Celery, RabbitMQ, GraphQL, WebSockets, OAuth2, JWT Authentication, Event-Driven Architecture, and Distributed Systems principles. The platform must support real-time interactions, document ingestion pipelines, workflow execution engines, and advanced monitoring capabilities. The ideal candidate should also have strong cloud and DevOps expertise including AWS, Kubernetes, Docker, Terraform, CI/CD Pipelines, GitHub Actions, MLflow, Databricks, Prometheus, Grafana, and Infrastructure as Code practices. Experience deploying scalable AI infrastructure in enterprise environments is highly preferred. We are specifically looking for someone who can own technical architecture, make critical engineering decisions, mentor other developers, establish coding standards, and deliver a platform designed for long-term scalability rather than short-term prototypes.

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🔥 8/10

Animate ten 12-minute explainer videos with custom 2D characters and motion graphics every month for a $150 retainer. (They specifically noted they are "not looking for the cheapest freelancer".)

2D Animated Finance Explainer Editor (Long-Term, Ongoing Contract)

Video & Animation Fixed Budget $150 Expert level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from Pakistan ⭐️ 5 1 reviews 1 jobs Hire rate 100% Spent $128 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Jun 11, 2024

OVERVIEW We run a faceless personal finance YouTube channel covering investing, wealth building, money psychology, and smart money decisions. All scripts and AI voiceover audio are written and provided to you. Your role is purely production: turn a script + voiceover into a finished, polished, publish-ready video plus thumbnail. We are hiring an experienced, skilled 2D animator/editor for a long-term, ongoing relationship — someone who takes creative ownership and consistently delivers high-quality, polished work, not a one-off gig. If you deliver consistent quality on time, this becomes stable, recurring monthly work. THE VIDEO STYLE WE NEED (read carefully) Clean, original 2D illustrated explainer animation. Specifically: - A simple, consistent illustrated host/character in a flat modern vector style that appears across all our videos (we build this character once and reuse it). - Infographic motion graphics for every teaching moment: animated charts, bar/line graphs, comparison panels, growing numbers, simple labeled diagrams. This is where clarity matters most — we explain real finance concepts, and the visuals must be accurate and easy to follow. - Smooth scene transitions, subtle motion, light B-roll only where it adds value. - Bold, clean on-screen captions synced to the voiceover. - Background music and basic sound design. Think clear, professional, educational, and visually calm — not flashy hype editing. The goal is that a viewer understands a money concept and trusts the channel. WHAT WE DO NOT WANT - No artwork that imitates "Family Guy," "Simpsons," or any other copyrighted TV/film cartoon style. All artwork must be original. This is a strict requirement — it protects the channel's monetization. - No AI photo-realistic talking-head hosts. - No generic slideshow editing with stock images and no real animation. WORKFLOW (simple and fixed) 1. We send you the finished script and the ElevenLabs voiceover audio file (MP3). 2. You produce the full video: illustrated host scenes, infographic inserts, captions, music, sound design, transitions. 3. You self-review the video against our checklist before submitting (see Standards below). 4. You deliver a final MP4 (1080p, 16:9) plus a thumbnail (1280x720). You do not write scripts or generate voiceover. Production only. DELIVERABLES & VOLUME - Video length: typically 8 to 12 minutes. - Cadence: approximately 2 finished videos per week, ongoing. We prioritize quality over raw volume — a great video beats two rushed ones. - One thumbnail per video, high-contrast and curiosity-driven, consistent with our channel look. COMPENSATION - This is an ongoing monthly retainer role — approximately 8 - 10 videos per month (2,3 per week, 8 to 12 minutes each). The budget shown is the MONTHLY retainer, not a per-video price. - We begin with one paid test video so both sides can confirm the fit before committing to the ongoing monthly arrangement. - We believe in mutual growth. Your rate will be reviewed and increased after the first 3 months of consistent, on-time delivery and will continue to grow as the channel grows. The right person is not stuck at the starting rate. - We are open to discussing your rate based on the quality of your portfolio demonstrates. TOOLS & TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS - Adobe After Effects and Premiere Pro (or equivalent professional toolset) - Ability to design and animate original 2D vector characters and infographic elements (Illustrator or equivalent a strong plus). - Experience syncing edits and animation to AI voiceover (ElevenLabs or similar). - Reliable computer and internet capable of rendering and uploading 1080p video on schedule. - Comfortable working from a written script and a style guide we provide. OUR STANDARDS (what "good" means here) - Quality: clean animation, correct and legible infographics, consistent character and brand style across every video. - Timely delivery: you hit the agreed deadline for each video without being chased. If something will be late, you tell us in advance. - Self-review before submitting: every video must be checked by you before delivery for caption typos, audio sync, infographic accuracy, render quality, and correct export settings. We should rarely have to send revisions for basic errors. - Communication: proactive, clear updates. You flag questions early rather than guessing. - Creative ownership: you treat the channel like it's yours and suggest improvements. THE RELATIONSHIP This is a long-term, ongoing role with steady monthly volume for the right person. If you are genuinely skilled and looking to build a stable, growing partnership rather than chase one-off gigs, this is the right fit. We invest in people who invest in the channel: dependable, high-quality work earns more responsibility, more volume, and a higher rate over time. We are not looking for the cheapest freelancer — we are looking for one reliable partner we can keep working with for years. HOW TO APPLY (applications missing these will be skipped) Start your proposal with the word COMPOUND so we know you read this fully. Then answer: 1. Share 2 to 3 sample videos in a similar 2D illustrated explainer style (YouTube or Google Drive links). 2. Show one example of an infographic or data-visualization segment you have animated. 3. What is your turnaround time for one finished 10 to 12-minute video from script + audio to final export? 4. Can you reliably deliver about 2 videos per week on an ongoing basis? Confirm your weekly availability and time zone. 5. Describe your self-review process before you submit a finished video. We review portfolios first. Only candidates whose existing work already shows this clean, illustrated explainer style will be shortlisted.

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🔥 7/10

We need an expert to research Meta ad libraries, generate AI personas, synthesize ElevenLabs voiceovers, and master viewer psychology for $10. (Bring your own paid AI subscriptions.)

AI Video Expert Needed (Seedance 2.0 + ElevenLabs + CapCut) for High-Converting UGC Ads

Video & Animation Fixed Budget $10 Expert level One-time project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 5 167 reviews 174 jobs Hire rate 100% Spent $2,757 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since May 16, 2026

We are looking for a highly skilled AI Video Expert to create short-form, conversion-focused UGC-style video ads for Meta (Facebook & Instagram), TikTok, and other paid social platforms. This role is ideal for someone who understands both AI-generated content and direct-response advertising. We are not looking for cinematic videos or traditional editing—we need performance-driven creatives that capture attention, communicate value quickly, and drive conversions. If you're experienced with Seedance 2.0, ElevenLabs, CapCut, and modern AI content workflows, we'd love to hear from you. What You'll Be Creating 30–45 second UGC-style video ads AI-generated spokesperson videos Product-focused ad creatives Social media reels and short-form content Meta, TikTok, and Instagram ad creatives Multiple creative variations for testing Your Workflow A typical project may involve: Reviewing our creative brief and script Researching reference content from TikTok, Meta Ad Library, and Pinterest Creating AI-generated characters/personas Generating realistic video scenes using Seedance 2.0 Producing natural voiceovers with ElevenLabs Editing and assembling final creatives in CapCut Adding captions, sound effects, transitions, hooks, and CTA elements Delivering polished, ad-ready videos optimized for performance What We're Looking For The ideal candidate: Has proven experience creating AI-generated ads Understands what makes a winning ad creative Has strong editing instincts and attention to detail Can create engaging hooks within the first 3 seconds Understands pacing, retention, and viewer psychology Stays updated with the latest AI video tools and trends Can follow creative briefs while bringing new ideas to the table To Apply, Please Include 2–5 examples of AI-generated ads you've created Which AI tools you use regularly Your experience with Seedance 2.0 Your experience with ElevenLabs voice generation Your preferred editing software (CapCut, Premiere Pro, etc.) Your turnaround time for a 30–45 second ad Your rate per video or project

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🔥 7/10

Design an exclusive, premium brand identity for a luxury yacht for $50. (The affluent audience will be thrilled to know the logo cost less than a life jacket.)

Creative Logo Designer Needed for Luxury Yacht Branding Design

Branding & Logo Design Fixed Budget $50 Expert level One-time project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 5 15 reviews 15 jobs Hire rate 100% Spent $1,630 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Dec 24, 2025

We are seeking a talented designer to create a premium visual identity for a luxury yacht brand. The branding should embody elegance, exclusivity, sophistication, and the spirit of luxury travel on the water. Project Requirements: - Develop unique logo concepts that reflect a high-end luxury image - Create a cohesive mini brand identity system - Focus on clean, timeless, and memorable design - Ensure the branding works across digital and print applications - Use typography and visual elements that appeal to an affluent audience Ideal Candidate: - Strong experience in logo and brand identity design - Portfolio showcasing luxury, hospitality, lifestyle, or premium brands - Excellent understanding of modern and sophisticated design aesthetics - Ability to translate brand values into a distinctive visual identity We're looking for a designer who can create a brand presence that feels exclusive, elegant, and instantly recognizable.

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🔥 8/10

Perform a cinematic "surgical vocal transplant" for $150. (You just need to supply your own $3,000 suite of mandatory software licenses.)

Expert Home Theater & Audio/Video System Consultant Needed

Audio & Music Production Fixed Budget $150 Expert level One-time project
Client from Italy 2 jobs Hire rate 0% 📆 Client since Apr 9, 2021

Seeking a highly skilled Dialogue Editor & Audio Restoration Specialist with extensive experience in cinematic post-production. The ideal candidate must be a master of spectral editing and neural audio restoration, capable of performing a surgical "vocal transplant"—integrating a compressed, lossy local dialogue track into a high-fidelity, lossless 5.1/7.1 master mix without introducing phase issues or audible artifacts. Core Technical Skills: Advanced Spectral Editing & Unmixing: Ability to isolate dialogue from complex, dense international mixes (music/effects bleed) using spectral layers and advanced AI stem-splitting models. Neural Voice Restoration & Resynthesis: Expertise in reconstructing band-limited, compressed lossy audio, rebuilding lost high-frequency "air" and low-end chest presence to match a native lossless room environment. Micro-Timing & Phase Alignment: Mastery of sample-accurate phase and temporal alignment to blend studio-recorded voices into location-recorded M&E beds. 3D Spatial & Reverb Cloning: Ability to analyze a reference "phantom" voice from L/R channels, extract its acoustic fingerprint, and wrap that exact 3D spatial behavior around dry ADR. Ambient Continuity (Airfill Synthesis): Skill in generating infinite, organic, non-looping room tone using convolution reverbs and white noise to mask edit gaps. Required Software & Tool Suite (Must Own Licenses): Spectral Editor: Steinberg SpectraLayers Pro (v11 or v12) — essential for Unmix Soundtrack and Imprint Cast/Mold workflows. Dialogue Restoration: Accentize dxRevive Pro (or iZotope RX Advanced). Phase & Timing Alignment: Sound Radix Auto-Align Post 2 (with Spectral Phase Correction) and Synchro Arts VocAlign Ultra (or Pro 6). Convolution Reverb & Room Matching: Accentize Chameleon Surround and/or Audio Ease Altiverb 8. Surgical Correction: iZotope RX Advanced (Mouth De-click, De-plosive, Spectral Repair).

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🔥 8/10

Use your personal Deutsche Bank account to make a "test payment" to a random platform for $10. (Getting investigated for international money laundering is just a bonus.)

German Banking Flow Tester

QA Testing Fixed Budget $10 Intermediate level One-time project
Client from United Kingdom ⭐️ 5 11 reviews 22 jobs Hire rate 100% Average rate $16 per hour Spent $2,605 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Dec 24, 2020

We need a freelancer to test a German banking flow for our payment platform. The work involves making a test payment in Germany and ensuring the platform works correctly, whilst documenting the process. The Freelancer must have a bank account with either VolksBank or Deutsche Bank, along with having a smart phone and access to online banking for one of these institutions. This is a small, short-term project for someone who can complete the task efficiently and accurately, this should take no more than 10 minutes to complete.

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🔥 7/10

$5 to design custom car floormats and presentation folders. (The logo is strictly classified so you do not email the actual company and ruin this guy's flawless outsourcing hustle.)

Floormat and folder design

Graphic, Editorial & Presentation Design Fixed Budget $5 Intermediate level One-time project Contract to hire
Client from Norway ⭐️ 4.96 6 reviews 32 jobs Hire rate 47% Spent $569 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Oct 19, 2025

I need new design but in black mostly to Floormat for cars Folder with flas and without It have to be something as this two i have upload but i will send right info and logo to hire person because some people dosnt understand that they cant contact company and they do that. The folder will be order from here so you can check the size https://www.bizay.no/en/folders?id=109625&wv=True&adgroupid=&adtype=pla&campaignid=19754656462&creative=&device=m&devicemodel=&extensionid=&feeditemid=&keyword=&loc_interest_ms=&loc_physical_ms=9047474&matchtype=&merchant_id=647406098&network=x¶m1=¶m2=&placement=&product_channel=online&product_country=NO&product_id=109625&product_language=no&product_partition_id=&target=&targetid=&utm_campaign=11.F09.17.04.%2Bnb-NO%2B-%2BPerformance%2BMax%2B-%2BOffset&utm_id=19754656462&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19745919264&gbraid=0AAAAAC17f9vPzUke_4cH0rIiWHy1HYs-w

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🔥 7/10

Build a complete, customer-ready Shopify store from scratch as an "expert" for exactly $20. (The real reward is the threat of more $20 projects in the future.)

Looking for a Skilled Shopify Developer – Store Design & Setup.

Ecommerce Development Fixed Budget $20 Expert level One-time project
Client from United States ⭐️ 5 25 reviews 44 jobs Hire rate 70% Average rate $5 per hour Spent $375 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since Jul 29, 2025

I'm looking for an experienced Shopify expert to design and set up a clean, professional, mobile-responsive store for my business. The store should look modern, load fast, and be ready for customers from day one. Project Scope: Shopify store setup & theme customization Homepage design Navigation menu setup Product page design Collection/category setup Mobile optimization Basic branding & layout adjustments Requirements: Proven experience with Shopify store design Ability to create a clean, modern layout Strong communication skills Can deliver within agreed timeframe Please include in your proposal: Estimated delivery time Brief overview of your Shopify experience Portfolio/sample links (if available) Timeline: 3–5 days Looking for a reliable developer who delivers quality work on time. If this goes well, there's potential for ongoing Shopify projects in the future. Thanks, looking forward to your proposals!

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🔥 8/10

Produce 15-minute cinematic documentaries on "money psychology" for a grand total of $30. (The first lesson in wealth building is apparently severe wage theft.)

YouTube Documentary Video Editor Needed | Long-Term Opportunity

Video & Animation Fixed Budget $30 Expert level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 4.86 2 reviews 11 jobs Hire rate 18% Spent $350 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since May 23, 2026

About The Channel I’m building a YouTube channel called Hidden in Plain Sight focused on money psychology, wealth tactics, business strategy, and the hidden systems that influence everyday life. The goal is to create highly engaging documentary-style videos that make viewers think differently about money, success, business, and human behavior. Reference Channel: HowReallyVideos Please review the channel before applying. What I’m Looking For I’m looking for a highly skilled YouTube editor who understands retention, pacing, storytelling, and audience psychology. Videos will typically be around 15 minutes long. This is not a simple editing job. I’m looking for someone who can take a script and transform it into a highly engaging documentary-style experience. Responsibilities * Edit 15-minute documentary-style videos * Source and add relevant B-roll * Add motion graphics and visual effects when needed * Integrate animations from the animator * Create smooth transitions and visual flow * Use sound design and music to improve engagement * Improve pacing and viewer retention throughout the entire video * Deliver polished, upload-ready videos Style Requirements * Clean and modern * Documentary style * Strong storytelling * High retention editing * Cinematic feel * Professional sound design * Attention to detail I am not looking for generic TikTok-style editing. I want someone who understands how to keep viewers engaged throughout an entire documentary-style video while making complex ideas easy to understand. The ideal candidate understands audience psychology, storytelling, and YouTube retention. To help with the selection process, please start your proposal with “The rabbit owns a bank account.” When Applying Please include: * Portfolio * 3 of your best editing projects * Links to YouTube videos you’ve edited * Your specific role in each project * Rate per 15-minute video * Estimated turnaround time * Which HowReallyVideos video you watched and what stood out to you Applications without examples of previous work will not be considered. Bonus Bonus if you have experience editing: * Money content * Business content * Psychology content * Educational documentaries * Long-form YouTube videos Looking for a long-term editor as the channel grows.

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🔥 8/10

Design custom characters, environments, and a complete visual identity system for $5. (The required application password is "The rabbit owns a bank account", which is ironic since the client apparently doesn't.)

YouTube Illustrator / Visual Asset Designer Needed | Long-Term Opportunity

Art & Illustration Fixed Budget $5 Expert level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 4.86 2 reviews 11 jobs Hire rate 18% Spent $350 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since May 23, 2026

About The Channel I’m building a YouTube channel called Hidden in Plain Sight focused on money psychology, wealth tactics, business strategy, and the hidden systems that influence everyday life. The goal is to create highly engaging documentary-style videos that make viewers think differently about money, success, business, and human behavior. Reference Channel: HowReallyVideos Please review the channel before applying. What I’m Looking For I’m looking for a talented illustrator and visual asset designer who can create reusable visual elements for the channel. These assets will be used by both the animator and editor across multiple videos. Responsibilities * Design custom characters and poses * Create reusable scene templates * Create business and money-related illustrations * Design icons, charts, graphs, and infographics * Create backgrounds and environments * Create visual metaphors and symbolic assets * Maintain a consistent visual style across the channel Style Requirements * Clean and modern * Minimalist but engaging * Documentary style * Strong visual storytelling * Consistent art direction * Easy for animators and editors to work with I am not looking for generic stock illustrations. I want custom assets that help explain concepts related to money, psychology, business, discipline, and success. The ideal candidate understands symbolism, composition, and visual communication. To help with the selection process, please start your proposal with “The rabbit owns a bank account.” When Applying Please include: * Portfolio * 3 of your best illustration/design projects * Examples of reusable asset packs or template systems you’ve created * Your specific role in each project * Estimated turnaround time * Which HowReallyVideos video you watched and what stood out to you Applications without examples of previous work will not be considered. Looking for a long-term partner as the channel grows.

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🔥 8/10

Animate a custom 15-minute documentary about wealth tactics and money psychology for $30. (Please start your proposal with "The rabbit owns a bank account" to prove you understand high-level financial strategy.)

YouTube Documentary Animator Needed | Long-Term Opportunity

Art & Illustration Fixed Budget $30 Expert level Ongoing project Contract to hire
Client from United States ⭐️ 4.86 2 reviews 11 jobs Hire rate 18% Spent $350 ✅ Payment verified 📆 Client since May 23, 2026

About The Channel I’m building a YouTube channel called Hidden in Plain Sight focused on money psychology, wealth tactics, business strategy, and the hidden systems that influence everyday life. The goal is to create highly engaging documentary-style videos that make viewers think differently about money, success, business, and human behavior. Reference Channel: How Really Please review the channel before applying. What I’m Looking For I’m looking for a professional animator who understands storytelling, symbolism, and audience engagement. Videos will typically be around 15 minutes long. You will be responsible for creating the visual side of the videos, including: * Character animation * Scene creation * Motion graphics * Visual storytelling * Symbolic animations * Custom assets and illustrations Style Requirements * Clean and modern * Documentary style * Minimalist but engaging * Smooth animations * Strong visual storytelling * Consistent art style I am not looking for generic explainer video animation. I want someone who can visually communicate complex ideas about money, psychology, business, discipline, and success. The ideal candidate understands visual storytelling, subtle symbolism, and pays close attention to small details. To help with the selection process, please start your proposal with “The rabbit owns a bank account.” When Applying Please include: * Portfolio * Best animation project * Links to previous YouTube videos you’ve worked on * Your specific role in those projects * Rate per 15-minute video * Estimated turnaround time * Which How Really video you watched and what you liked about it Applications without examples of previous work will not be considered. Looking for a long-term partner as the channel grows.

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🔥 8/10

Build an entire custom fintech and real estate platform for a fixed budget of $20. (You must be an "entry-level expert" fluent in Laravel, React, Node, and Chrome extensions.)

Needed full stack developer for custom web application with chrome extension

Web Development Fixed Budget $20 Entry level Ongoing project
Client from United States Spent $0

I need experienced web developer for fintech , Real estate web platform, candidate should be expert in laravel , React , Node JS and browser extension

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